So, who wants to go camping in my folk’s back 48 with me? We can have a fire and everything! *puppydogeyes*
the first word I teach my daughter will be “no” she will sing it to me and...– The First Word I Teach My Daughter (via albinwonderland)
In a way, the best education you can get is just talking with people who are...– Don’t Go Back to School (via explore-blog)
The Cheapest Generation →
fuckyeahfeminists: Why Millennials arent buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy BECAUSE WE HAVE NO MONEY! How about about calling us cheap, you out-of-touch “old” people do this: - Hire us and PAY LIVING WAGES. Hard to afford a house or a new car if your entry-level job is now an unpaid internship, eh? - Stop making college cost 3x more than it did a generation ago. If...
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it takes skill to be one with...– Terry Pratchett (via snickersnackbanderhatt)
The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials (via jumblejo)
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
WHEN I CATCH UP WITH MY BEST FRIENDS
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
So today is my birthday (Yaaaay, gona get myself DQ cake people, do what I want!) and I attempted to comment on Annie’s facebook page, because she is my May 10th birthday buddy. Instead I ended up clicking the wrong button and commenting “Whooo, happy birthday, birthday buddy!” on my own facebook page and spending thirty minutes looking like a crazy sad person who had to be their...
WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME IVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
Fuck you group members. I am turning off my email and making blackberry tea. Also I think my eardrum burst. Time for tea and pain pills. Graaaaduuuatttioon!
Ooooh my goood group members.. This is the last freaking paper of my undergrad career… all you had to do was write an abstract, less then 250 words. It isn’t an opis. Mail it in already! It was supposed to be done at 1. Fer fucks sake. *cries*
There is a new star trek movie out!?! Sarah! Why didn’t you tell me, christ on a cracker!
Dear Evolution Exam, I kicked your ass. It wasn’t even pretty. Don’t expect an apology, I will never see you again. -Me